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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

(via lohanthony)

thebitchpudding:

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

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awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

There are two types of people in this world.

And apparently Blink-182 are both.

(via safety-officer-barto)

anchoremoji:

my friend austin works at a pizza shop and this is part of his uniform

anchoremoji:

my friend austin works at a pizza shop and this is part of his uniform

(via dw)

theboyfriendstagram:

Does anyone else keep water by their bed even though they never drink it?

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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